He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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