super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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