Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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