So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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