Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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