i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
No subtext here. People are naked.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
