I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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