if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
