Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
