Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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