bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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