Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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