my phone cant type all the emotion im having
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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