You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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