The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I don't think brook has ever known best
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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