If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Randomize
