And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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