You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Randomize