You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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