pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
This house was built for laser tag.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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