Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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