hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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