His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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