So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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