Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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