Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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