I accidentally had phone sex last night
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
smell my finger.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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