jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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