where am i from again
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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