is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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