It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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