she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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