just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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