i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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