i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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