Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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