i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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