no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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