Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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