We're facebook friends in real life
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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