I forgot how hot balto sounded
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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