I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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