hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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