we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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