it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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