oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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