sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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