You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
