dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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