i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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