Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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