I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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