Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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