have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i just made my gag reflex go away.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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