I just cut my nipple shaving
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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