we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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