Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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